pansexualfacts:

Fact: Pansexuals are greedy. Even greedier than their bisexual sister species. It is very common for a pansexual to hoard sexual partners like a dragon hoards treasure. An unrelated fact: Pansexuals are dragons.

(via halfassedfangirling)

anglosexual:

larwrence:

facts about other movies

"the first disney princess to be crowned quee—"

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"the first disney princess to be crown—"

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"the first dis—"

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let’s try that again

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WHY WASN’T SHE INCLUDED IN THE DISNEY PRINCESS LINEUP

SHE MEETS ALL THE “REQUIREMENTS”

WHY

(via halfassedfangirling)

ericnally:

a god complex is when youre so narcassistic that you feel invicible like normal laws of humanity dont apply to you, this is sometimes dangerous, like a loaded gun. therefore when someone feeds your ego they are cocking it and eventually you will pull the trigger and do something dangerous 

a loaded god complex cock it and pull it

(via halfassedfangirling)

merindab:

rustycoralnipples:

Headcanon in which Sherlock gets captured by some criminal and Lestrade thinks something is up so he calls Sherlock, but the criminal holds a gun to his head and tells him exactly what to say, which is “everything is fine Greg,” and Lestrade knows something is wrong because Sherlock never remembers his name.

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overlordofthelollipopguild:

mischiefmagicandmayhem:

febricant:

natreidess:

lbrossoit:

Well he missed a pretty god damn big one didn’t he

u fucked up, Tony
u fucked up big time

you had one job, Tony

what if he did find it though?
what if after the avengers, he just archived the data, fully intending to look at it all later, and then kind of forgot about it because he was too busy trying to tinker his trauma away?
what if after iron man 3 he got bored one day, went through his data banks, found all this damning evidence, and figured it out?
what if he found out during winter soldier and tried to contact someone, but steve and natasha were already underground, fury was faking the dead, hill was with fury, coulson and his team were being held hostage on the plane, clint was nowhere to be found, thor was in asgard, and bruce was on vacation in hawaii?
what if he couldn’t do anything about it because he’d gotten rid of all the suits?
what if he was building one from his old files and going to try to do something about it, but then jarvis brought up the news and all he could do was sit there and watch the helicarriers fall because as good as his tech was, it still couldn’t finish the armor fast enough for him to help?
what if he knew but he couldn’t do a thing to fix it?

overlordofthelollipopguild:

mischiefmagicandmayhem:

febricant:

natreidess:

lbrossoit:

Well he missed a pretty god damn big one didn’t he

u fucked up, Tony

u fucked up big time

you had one job, Tony

what if he did find it though?

what if after the avengers, he just archived the data, fully intending to look at it all later, and then kind of forgot about it because he was too busy trying to tinker his trauma away?

what if after iron man 3 he got bored one day, went through his data banks, found all this damning evidence, and figured it out?

what if he found out during winter soldier and tried to contact someone, but steve and natasha were already underground, fury was faking the dead, hill was with fury, coulson and his team were being held hostage on the plane, clint was nowhere to be found, thor was in asgard, and bruce was on vacation in hawaii?

what if he couldn’t do anything about it because he’d gotten rid of all the suits?

what if he was building one from his old files and going to try to do something about it, but then jarvis brought up the news and all he could do was sit there and watch the helicarriers fall because as good as his tech was, it still couldn’t finish the armor fast enough for him to help?

what if he knew but he couldn’t do a thing to fix it?

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(via halfassedfangirling)

huggablekaiju:

scribbleowl:

emilianadarling:

kidcthulhu:

I felt this needed to exist. 

#you tried tony #you tried

This is seriously one of my favorite things about Tony — how often, and gloriously, and completely he fucks up sometimes. It’s a good message. You can be a genius billionaire playboy philanthropist and still a huge fucking mess with anxiety issues.

Yes! Also, so many engineering feels. There’s that space between “I have such a great idea!” and “I have made an error and will now pay for it.” and it’s so important that Tony spends some time there, especially given he comes back better every time. We mess up and we improve.

(via halfassedfangirling)

the-morning-and-the-evening-star:

allsnargents:

"Do you have to be so vulgar about men, like they’re pieces of meat?"

I HAVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS GIF SET

(Source: maliashale, via halfassedfangirling)

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shiny-ariados:

Please reblog this if you nickname your Pokemon. I wanna see how many people actually give their Pokemon nicknames.

(Source: shinymegagengars, via necromatador)